Thursday, March 5, 2015

Scary Craigslist Advertisement

The other day I found this obnoxious ad posted on Craigslist. It's a "bondage" riff on the usual nude model exploitation scam.

It's dangerous enough for a model to meet up with some stranger--at his place. It's even more risky if the model agrees to get tied up. The creep in this ad implies he should get free modeling in exchange for his "research" and "insight". This research and insight doesn't seem to extend much past his own dick. Throwing around words like SSC or sneering at Fifty Shades doesn't make him knowledgeable. What irritates me most about this ad is that the "photographer" is asking for pictures of the potential model to see if she has the "right body type". The model has a right to have her masturbatory fantasy fulfilled, too. She should ask for pictures of him.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Submission call: #BlazeBlitz

My favorite Harlequin line is looking for new talent! Submission to #Blaze Blitz gives you some truly terrific perks. Not only will you bypass the slush pile (45 day response time), you'll get editorial feedback.

You must submit through the Harlequin online submission manager between March 2nd and March 16th.

Blaze Blitz Guidelines

Get that story in!

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey Movie: Theaters Say No to Props

Theaters showing Fifty Shades have been asking moviegoers to leave their “props” (like ties!) at home. Cinemas fear such props might make other guests “uncomfortable”.

I’m thinking the movie might make some people uncomfortable!

The Valentine’s Day release for this film is pretty strange. I pity the poor guy who is forced to see Fifty Shades with his girl. The movie is going to confuse him. He’ll be asking her, "you really want someone to do that to you?"

My advice to him: Take it slow, dude. Don’t try full-on film dominance. Otherwise, you'll be like the guy who is inspired by the Youtube video of the idiot who rides his bike off a roof onto a trampoline.  Many woman are turned on by the fantasy BDSM of Fifty Shades, but part of the appeal is that the Dominant is a super-handsome billionaire. See if a dabble of BDSM will do ya, kay?